Who won the "Toilet Bowl" in your fantasy league this year? As a punishment -- no as a reward -- you should probably get a personalized copy of this book with their face and name on the cover.

The Essential Fantasy Football Playbook: Strategy Secrets of a Toilet Bowl Champion is guaranteed to be the talk of your league.

This is a real, beautifully crafted hardcover book, ghost-written by AI, with a byline and cover photo featuring the author of your choice. It contains 101 chapters of terrible fantasy football strategies and insights. 

The strategies described in the book are guaranteed to tank your team — from ignoring injury reports, to resting your best players, to drafting based on Instagram follower counts — but they'll feel just right coming from whoever you decide to make the author.

This book is perfect prize for the big loser of your fantasy league.  It's truly the perfect punishment for whoever comes in last place. It's also a guaranteed conversation-starter if you put your own face on it — whether you proudly display a copy on your mantle, bookshelf, or behind your desk for Zoom calls.

The Essential Fantasy Football Playbook: Strategy Secrets from a Self-Proclaimed Expert will leave readers questioning everything they thought they knew about fantasy football — and about the author, too.