Do you have a friend who would love nothing more than to be known as a world-class lover?  Or maybe I'm describing... you?  Either way, get yourself a copy of this personalizable hardcover, and you're guaranteed to re-write the book on romance.

This is a real, beautifully crafted hardcover book with a byline and cover photo featuring the author of your choice.  The book's foreword and epilogue are ghost-written by AI, and the rest of the chapters in this book are intentionally BLANK -- further embarrassing the "author" of your choice by exposing their complete lack of wisdom in the love-making department.

This is the perfect gift for your single friend who can't seem to hold on to a relationship, or for the wannabe playboy or diva who thinks they know it all.  It's a guaranteed laugh even if you put your own name and face on it — whether you proudly display a copy on your bedside table, on a bookshelf, or conspicuously waiting for an unsuspecting reader on a coffee table.

The Guide To World-Class Love-Making: Lessons From My First-Hand Experience will make you laugh, it will make you cringe, and it will make you wonder exactly what the author meant by "first-hand love-making experience."