Have you ever wanted to look like the smartest person in the room?  Or... is there a person in your life who has a know-it-all attitude about everything, but who, on closer inspection, is clearly full of it?

This is a real, beautifully crafted hardcover book, ghost-written by AI, with a byline and cover photo featuring the unqualified author of your choice.  Despite its intimidating cover and scientific title, the book actually contains 25 chapters of wild, unfounded (and usually incorrect) speculations about the most complicated scientific theories known to modern science.  It is quantum science from the perspective of an unabashed layperson.

With each chapter, your author will dive headfirst into the murky waters of quantum physics, offering bold, baseless theories that are as entertaining as they are absurd. Whether it's predicting the behavior of particles with pure intuition or redefining the laws of the universe with nothing more than a hunch, this book is a hilarious journey through the mind of someone who clearly doesn't let a lack of expertise stand in the way of their imagination.

This book is the perfect gift for anyone who could use an impressive (if absurd) conversation starter on their mantle, bookshelf, or behind their desk for Zoom calls. It also makes a perfect gift for someone who likes to think big, ask the tough questions, and get in over their head. Advanced Theories in Quantum Physics: Opinions of a Layperson will leave readers questioning everything—especially the author.